holy squiddd cells 🦠🧬🧫🔬

20 Mar, 2026

holy squid cells batman, she says. feed with me leviticus:

of all the creatures living in the water of the seas and the streams you may eat any that have fins and scales. but all creatures in the seas or streams that do not have fins and scales—whether among all the swarming things or among all the other living creatures in the water—you are to regard as unclean. and since you are to regard them as unclean, you must not eat their meat; you must regard their carcasses as unclean. anything living in the water that does not have fins and scales is to be regarded as unclean by you.

— leviticus 11:9-12

or feverishly feed freely from below saltwater:

أُحِلَّ لَكُمْ صَيْدُ الْبَحْرِ

Lawful to you is a game from the sea

— quran, surah al-maidah 96 (5:96)

but if i dance, it is because i am in my pajamas, wholly uneaten, my cells become a disco ball.